New club in town

surfer · Post by **surfer** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:27 pm

Dear ad4x4 members,
It came to my attention that there is an underground club being established in town after the success of ad4x4. The members of this club call their club "the anti ad4x4 club".

The members of this underground club are the wives of the ad4x4 members who are infected with the offroading and modifications bug.
Their goal is to destroy our club

Few incidents led to the establishment of this club :

-Members went to trips instead of spending "quality time" with the family.
-In two separate incidents, my self and fearuae spent the money saved for constructing our new houses on mods.
-In another incident, bukhamis tried to sell one of his kids to modify his LC.
and the list goes on.

Guys, incidents like these are being used against us, so next time you go on trips say something like "i was called for work" or something similar and when you spend money on the car, say i got it as a gift from iguana

TRUST NO ONE AND FIGHT THE FUTURE

iguana · Post by **iguana** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:24 pm

I already knew about it Surfer and started fighting it as well by establishing the AD4x4 Kids club (Ofcourse led by my wife). They already started their first unofficial trip last Thursday to the Desert Park in Sharjah with 2 busses of 33 seats each (66 in total) of her friends and their kids. which include some AD4x4 members wives as well. They actually had to say no to other people who wanted to join as the busses were full.

An official trip will be announced soon for the AD4x4 Kids and Wives to keep them busy.

My tricky game is to keep the wives busy and on the net most of the time (like us). On a later stage, we will organize 2 parallel trips, one for kids and wives to go to the Zoo, The Park or any kids entertainment place and we go offroading on the same day.

surfer · Post by **surfer** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:44 pm

Thats why you are the emperor

Spark · Post by **Spark** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:14 am

Surfer..

It's becoming worse !!

The anti AD4x4 club are really dangerous and can use any way to succeed.

Whenever I plan to go offroading, my wife starts bargaining the trip with me to discover that all life's responsibility should be done on that day !!

After giving up with me and the same with other offroaders, she gets some calls from wives of other people who are coming with me.. the call in brief: "Please, tell your husband not to go for this weekend so that my husband doesn't go as well" ooooppsss .. and here it comes another language

But till now.. we rule :p .. as Iguana said.. keep them busy.. we let them know each other so that they spend the time together till we come back

The kids club is a very good initiative.. keep it up

Mpenzi · Post by **Mpenzi** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:14 am

Weldone guys, Now we have just given away our excuses............., and we need to come up with something new very quick. There is a trip comming up on 12/1.
8)

Waleed · Post by **Waleed** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:12 pm

We need to think about having a fixed camping area . Where we can build toilets and big place for grill . Same like other camps are doing for Safari trips. In this case we need to reach the camp keep the wifes and childs who are not interested in offroading then go.

I don't know is it easy or not

, and how it can be done but it is an idea. May be in future we can have a small resort called AD4x4 club .

Spark · Post by **Spark** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:22 pm

Once, I heard that the municipality has removed all these tents and signs of living/camping from places which are not owned/rented. There was an article about the same that some people go put tents and leave them there to be like a spot for gatherings in the weekends and so on.. and progressively it got expanding month after another, although people may rarely go there. Pictures of these tents (like arab tents, not carefour's

) where posted on that article.

Thus, this idea will be very defficult (in my openion) to perform.

Alternatives can be:

- Buy a land

(very expensive)
- Rent an existing camp whenever you go (but this will limit the number of locations you go to.
- Get some sticks and red & white tape which is used for constructed roads and surround an area that will be occupied for whoever on that night or couple of nights and then can be removed. (mmmm... the tape can just avoid the cars to come closer).

That's what I have about the topic

surfer · Post by **surfer** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:34 pm

Mpenzi wrote:Weldone guys, Now we have just given away our excuses............., and we need to come up with something new very quick. There is a trip comming up on 12/1.
8)

Dont worry man, whenever you need an excuse just PM me, i have the "book of excuses" which can be used with any occasions.

Waleed · Post by **Waleed** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:57 am

surfer wrote:
Mpenzi wrote:Weldone guys, Now we have just given away our excuses............., and we need to come up with something new very quick. There is a trip comming up on 12/1.
8)
Dont worry man, whenever you need an excuse just PM me, i have the "book of excuses" which can be used with any occasions.

Iguana--> Please add this book to the Club Welcome Pack

iguana · Post by **iguana** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:54 am

alsharaan wrote:
surfer wrote:
Mpenzi wrote:Weldone guys, Now we have just given away our excuses............., and we need to come up with something new very quick. There is a trip comming up on 12/1.
8)
Dont worry man, whenever you need an excuse just PM me, i have the "book of excuses" which can be used with any occasions.

Iguana--> Please add this book to the Club Welcome Pack

Yes, great idea. Surfer start writing some ideas.

FearUAE · Post by **FearUAE** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:28 pm

It seeeems I am in trouble, I just collected my Mod's from AD last night & In my way back I found a nice pick up (sort of) 2006 which attacked my heart, the problem is that i already tried the one this morning & it seeems negatiation will take place soon.

I need an urgent excuse A.S.A.P, otherwise the Gulf Cup will start not kicking the ball ( i guess you got it what excatly will be kicked).

iguana · Post by **iguana** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:47 pm

Surfer, I think you should start charging these guys.

within one year, you will have enough money to build the new house, buy a brand new Wrangler and maybe get me one as a gift

surfer · Post by **surfer** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:59 pm

I did not say that these will be provided for free. Besides, if i start writing them on the web site or hand them over with the welcome pack we will be exposed, dont forget that we are being monitored, so guys anyone needs help, please PM me with a brief description of the problem at hands.

fearuae, we will discuss the issue in the gym next week, we need to come up with strong justifications

iguana, we need to document all these excuses, with the next house payment coming, i need to write them as fast as possible, i will sell the book under an alias (dont want MOI to catch me).

Latest update on the anti ad4x4 club, their members are exceeding 500, man, they are more than us now, it seems that we have some guys with more than one wife here (bukhamis, watch out) and some fear that their husbands will join our club, so they are preparing them selves.

New club in town

New club in town

It's worse than that

Surfer.........help is needed !!!