A guy comes home from work flops down on the settee and shouts to his wife " Woman get me a beer before it starts" the wife dutifully brings him a cold beer, he gulps it down and says " Get me another before it Starts" she is very tired but gets up and brings him another cold beer, again he gulps it down, throws the empty bottle at her and says " Get me another before it starts" The wife goes crazy, shouting at him "You come home from work sit your fat *** down, shouting for beer, before something starts,I have been here all day doing YOUR washing, YOUR ironing, cleaning up after YOU, Cutting the lawn, looking after the kids,You are a lazy slob"
The man sighs and says " IT,S STARTED" :hit:
A bit late but I did say I was hopeless at remembering jokes.
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