Wanted for theft!
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:45 pm
A reward is offered for the return of my cigarette lighter, it may have only cost 1 Dirham but that is irrelevant as I am a visitor to this safe country.
The suspect was at the Shisha gathering last night, he is a male,.......balding, wears spectacles, talks a lot, has a charming wife, drives a battered old jeep.......sometimes, and boasts of a Porsche Cayenne, his name escapes me, but has a nickname of a creature that lives under stones in the desert, which is where he belongs for this despicable act.
I shall return next year to reward the finder of my lighter, any clues as to the identity of this miscreant please reply.
Mac.
The suspect was at the Shisha gathering last night, he is a male,.......balding, wears spectacles, talks a lot, has a charming wife, drives a battered old jeep.......sometimes, and boasts of a Porsche Cayenne, his name escapes me, but has a nickname of a creature that lives under stones in the desert, which is where he belongs for this despicable act.
I shall return next year to reward the finder of my lighter, any clues as to the identity of this miscreant please reply.
Mac.
In your next visit, I will get you 10 lighters