surfer wrote:Salamat Bukhamees, i thought your car was a 2003 model which had a factory fitted beard on the front bumper, what happened? did you shave it off with the sand ?
Be prepared for our private trip this weekend, bring your pen, you have to sign our user acceptable policy before riding with us
If you had seen me in person you would know I don't shave. The story of my broken bumper is a long one. But here is the summary. I went off roading with my boss where I asked him to drive my car since I never done so on the sand. My boss wanted to show off his driving skills to me. Of course he didn't have any since I ended up with a broken bumper.
Here is what happened: before going down "THE" sand dune that caused the damage, him and I had the following exchange:
Bukhamis (me): Boss I think this sand dune has a sharp angle at the bottom :badidea:
My Boss (supposedly the expert driver): No it does not.
Bukhamis (me): But sir, it does look sharp
My Boss (supposedly the expert driver): What do you know about off roading. I am the expert here. Just sit back and watch me demonstrate.
Bukhamis (me): (Thinking silently [Oh S**t here goes my bumper] )
5 seconds later a huge ripping sound is heard all over the eastern desert of the UAE. Some people though Sadamm Hussain attacked us. But no, it was the sound of my bumper flying off. Now that I remember this, my eyes are tearing :crying: .
My Boss (supposedly the expert driver): Oh S**t. Your bumper is gone
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Bukhamis (me): (Thinking silently [No S**t] ). You are not kidding boss (acting surprised). Actually sir, it makes my car look better (kissing *** at this time)
My Boss (supposedly the expert driver): Here are your car keys. I am no longer interested in driving your car.
Bukhamis (me): No sir, I want you to drive my car (l was lying and praying at the same time he does not accept).
My Boss (supposedly the expert driver): No you drive. I think you have learned a lesson or two about off roading today.
Bukhamis (me): Yes I did. (Thinking silently [the only lesson I learned is not to hand you my car keys again] )
And that's what happened my Surfer friend. Then I kept threatening him I would expose him to the world. Finally, he caved in and gave me a promotion. The end.
The nice thing a bout the whole thing is my boss is reading this post and he can't do anything about it. I am untouchable 8) .
Feel the power of the dark side of Bukhamis
. Oops, did I say this out loud 8O .
for this nice trip, I have enjoyed it too much 
. You sound like you had a great time. See you at the next trip. Glad you had a safe trip. 
